From Bread and Wine by Ignazio Silone:
'May I confess a suspicion of mind?' Bianchina said. 'I'm not at all sure you're a real priest.'
'What do you mean by a real priest?'
'A boring person who has the Eternal Maxims in the place where his head out to be...'
'You're right, I'm very different from that kind of priest,' Don Paolo said. 'Perhaps the biggest difference is that they believe in a very old God who lives above the clouds sitting on a golden throne, while I believe He's a youth in full possession of His faculties and continually going about the world.'